A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh 13 languages thats really nice.
But i bet you do not know capital of slovakia( do not cheat)

Good to see you here in forum, hope we will meet in game. We will be glad to challange you.

LOL THE CAPITAL OF SLOVAKIA IS I THINK BRATISLAVA . (P.S IM REALLY GOOD WITH CAPITALS)

BULA-(THAT MEANS HELLO IN FIJIAN)HELLO NRNS COMMUNITY. MY IN GAME NAME IS StaTic_F1J1. MY REAL NAME IS - KURT MAEVA LEONARD JOHN HOWARD.  YEAH I HAVE FIVE NAMES. IM FROM SUVA IN FIJI. IM CURRENTLY IN THE 11TH GRADE . I WAS BORN FEBUARY 98. I LOVE TO GAME AND PLAY SPORTS. I AM A NATIONAL SPORTS REP IN CRICKET. I LIKE INTERRACTING WITH OTHER RACES AND NATIONALITIES AND IM AGAINST CHEATING AND CORRUPTION .  I STARTED PLAYING ONLINE COMPETTITIVE GAMES SINCE I WAS 4. I AM REALLY GOOD AT COD BUT MY PING IS ALWAYS ABOVE 300 SO I AM NOT ABLE TO SHOW MY FULL POTENTIAL . I KNOW 13 LANGUAGES. (NOT FLUENT BUT CAN SPEAK THE BASICS AND ALSO GENERAL CONVERSATIONS. I KNOW THE CAPITALS OF ALMOST ALL THE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD.     I WAS SUPRISED TO SEE THAT SOME OF YOU DONT KNOW FIJI OR HAVE EVER HEARD OF IT . IT IS LOCATED IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC AND HAS A REALLY BEAUTIFUL CLIMATE AND THE CRIME RATE HERE IS RALLY LOW, ALSO THERE IS NO  RACISM AND WARS HERE IN MY COUNTRY .   ABOVE THAT I LOOK FOWARD TO MEETING U GUYS IN THE GAME LOBBY OR VENT . THEANK YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN FOR THE WARM WELCOME [/color].  VINAKA (THAT MEANS THANK YOU IN FIJIAN}